Krrrichk.
(Hello. Who are you?)
BLOODY HELL DID IT JUST TALK TO MEI’m Jacob. You don’t need to tell me who you are. You’re a platypus.
Kkriiichik.
Krrrchik.
(You are a good looking person. That’s why you’re in Aphrodite. Now please?)
I hope you’re a girl when I turn you back to a human. It would be awkward to see a lad tell me I’m good-looking. Unless you’re my father.